Money War/Transcript

Infinio: The power came back on!

Everyone: Yay!

Pie: Who's eliminated?

Emily: Yeah, who?

Everyone: WHO IS IT! (explodes)

Infinio: What was that?

Gaty: Um, haven't checked.

Oggy: It looks like...

Oggy: Circluare, you're safe with no votes!

Circluare: Yay!

Toxy: And...

Notty: Infinio is eliminated with 97,104 votes!

Elmo: Hi! I'm Elmo!

Xavier: Where did you come from?

Xavier: Let's go back in time!

Xavier: Burby!

Woody: Take a deep breath, everyone.

Woody: (inhales, exhales)

Woody: Now, let's focus on the...

[THIS IS WGBH-TV NUMBERTOWN, SINGING OFF]

Q&H: Wait, what?

Lucy: WGBH-TV, SINGING ON!

AHT: Chicka chow na na na!

64Bat: Doink!

AHT and 64Bat: PBS KIDS!

AHT: There's numbers times more fun,

AHT: When you watch Numberstairs on your local PBS station.

Woody: I told you to calm down five minutes ago.

Celtic: Infinio is eliminated.

Infinio: Despite your popularity, you are eliminated with almost 95K votes.

Tommy: No!

Oggy: Too late! You're flung into the TLC!

Tommy: (mumbles) Get me out of here!

Infinio: What is he saying?

Oggy: I dunno.

Fraction Action Again, Mickey's Picky, and Crazy Shape Prime Numbers: (names a list of PBS Kids shows)

Oggy: Take a break. We can't do the challenge.

Trickster: Ha! The episode is cancelled!

Oggy: You can't.

Trickster: (throws asteroid on the land) Ha! Cancelled.

Narrator: The show has been cancelled for low ratings, budget cuts, asteroids, and low funding. If you want the show back, give us some money and we will continue the show.

Infinio: Unless we come up with the money, Toxy and Notty this isn't funny.

Trickster: It is! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Infinio: No it isn't.

Narrator: R.I.P. SNFB, 2021-2021.

Infinio: We HAVE to get the money back. We HAVE to.

($25)

Infinio: We have $25 so far, and we need $100.

($5)

Oggy: No! It went down!

($0)

Trickster: Hahahaha!

($10)

Oggy: Take that!

($30)

Twarkly: You can't always get away with stuff, Trickster.

($0)

Trickster: Trust me. I'm Trustful Trickster.

($50)

Kikath and Celtic: Tricksters aren't always trustful.

($70)

Josh: Tricksta get outta here!

($100)

Toxy: You were being illegal.

($40)

Toxy: That's better.

($20)

Notty: I fixed it even more.

($10)

Trickster: Now that's perfect.

Terra-Cotta: What should we do?

Cotta: Cut the budget!

($8)

Terra: I'll fix that.

($5)

(Target commercial)

Narrator #2: Hi! Welcome to Target!

Narrator #2: Here, everything is 5% off.

Narrator #2: So, $5.00 becomes just $4.75.

($4.75)

Oggy: Wait, what?

Narrator #2: 1 dollar becomes...

Narrator #2: 95 cents!

($0.95)

Oggy: UNDER ONE DOLLAR IS...

Kikath: Oggy, calm down. We can get it back.

Narrator #2: 2 dollars becomes...

Narrator #2: 1 dollars and 90 cents!

($0.90)

Kikath: Turn off the commercial.

($100)

Infinio: The money is back.

Infinio: Butter turned on the commercial, which took our money away.

Oggy: Butter is on the Axis Fans Again, so the Axis Fans Again are eliminated.

Xavier: No!

Bl48ki: Why did you...

Firey-Six: Moment of silence!

Infinio: Type A for Xavier, B for Yolanda, C for Zach, D for Arif, E for Butter, F for Firey-Six, G for Bl48ki